25 Random Dealies

1. I am an only child, a position which has both its flaws and benefits.
2. Never have I broken a bone, received a cavity, or eaten radishes.
3. I was highly allergic to eggs as a child, which then transmuted somehow into a severe bee allergy.
4. My favorite color is green, though not for any aesthetic reason, but because enough of my friends and young relatives had chosen blue and I had decided to break the mold by choosing something unorthodox.
5. One of the many things that bothers me are individuals who profess an affinity for the Red Hot Chili Peppers in spite of how redundant they have become with each increasingly similar release.
6. I have met two members of Monty Python in person: Terry Gilliam and Terry Jones.
7. The only movie that has ever brought me to tears is Roberto Begnini's Life is Beautiful.
8. I have asthma.
9. I believe in a select few conspiracy theories which I will refuse to state to avoid suspicion by the still very active conspirators.
10. I am very liberal with my application of certain seemingly unmentionable words, which generally fall under the 'four letter' category.
11. I have an unnatural disdain for Poland.
12. My favorite musical group is Phantom Planet.
13. The sole reason I would not go to Africa, Asia, or South America are the unnaturally disturbing insects that populate the flora and fauna of these places.
14. I have most certainly seen over 500 movies and will most likely see 500 more within the next three years or so.
15. Currently, I am writing several books which fall under these categories: Novel, Novella, Short Story Collection.
16. I am deeply interested in questions of ethics, morality, and politics along with their implications in today's world.
17. The only athletic endeavor which I ever excelled is and was boxing.
18. For a career I would consider the following: Law, Writing, Directing, Public Relations, Stand Up Comedy, Acting, Journalism.
19. I loathe everything mundane and extravagant. My preference lies in mediation.
20. At every second, of every day I strive to find or create humor; be it in the form of satire or flat out farce.
21. I have a severe hatred of only three things: Scientology, Henry David Thoreau, and Twilight.
22. My least favorite Back to the Future Film is Back to the Future 2
23. The only countries I have visited outside the US are Canada and the Bahamas.
24. I don't think I could ever pull off a moustache.
25. I think I could literally pull off a moustache.